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Anne Hathaway, You Are Not A Nerd
» “ANNE HATHAWAY, you are a hot actress. You enjoy a word game. That’s completely fine. Please accept this fact in future interviews or I’ll be forced to join that 60% of my female friends in their odd disliking of you. Most o...
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Lohan Barks Up Another Tree
» “SHE DOES KNOW that actually being locked behind bars several times has done more damage to her repuation than any lyric Pitbull could come up with, right?” — Idolator.com is surprised to hear that Lindsay Lohan is suing rap...
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'You Want A Tip? Help My Swing'
» “THE SUPERSTAR GOLFER, despite a net worth of $500 million, is the worst celebrity tipper in America. His excuse? He never carries cash.” — WildPitchSports.com reacts to the restaurant website Blogs.MiamiNewTimes.com/ShortOr...
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Semin, Not Particularly Concerned, Bradley Says
» “WE’RE NOT GOING TO CALL these revelations surprising, but it is somewhat rare to hear a player open up this way about his former team. The Semin comments should be particularly worrisome for Caps fans, as Bradley essentially conf...
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Gene Simmons, You Are Not Wanted
» “EXCELLENT DECISION on the promoter’s part. What kind of [jerk] accuses a man of being a pedophile then wants to play at his memorial concert?? Take a walk, [Gene] Simmons, you moron.” — A commenter at TMZ.com was glad...
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Aziz Ansari Is Way Cooler Than You
» “YES, [IT WAS] CRAZY FUN. Best part was when a catering dude came to set with a plate of sandwiches. Caterer: Turkey or roast beef sandwich? Jay-Z: You got any peanut butter & jelly up in there? #NeverThoughtIdHearJayZAsk4aPBandJ.&...
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English Footy Is Finally Back
» “SALVATION IS HERE! The English football season is back. I’ve been trying to fill the summer void by taking to cricket, but it’s been challenging.” — EPLtalk.com was glad to see the Barclays Premier League get ba...
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Black Simon and Garfunkel
“Jimmy Fallon introduced the world to the duo known as ”Black Simon and Garfunkel„ on his show last night, giving them the spotlight they so desperately deserve. … Call us crazy, but do we hear a little ”Sound of Silence...
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Bert and Ernie Are Just Puppets
“THE ORIGINAL SPECULATION over Bert’s and Ernie’s unusual relationship and jocular jokes being made about their homosexuality COMES FROM A MILDLY HOMOPHOBIC PLACE. If they were accused of being gay in the past, it wasn’t out o...
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Tabi Bonney Adds His Newest Bling To The Hip Hop Scene
“[I've] been a fan of Murs since [his song] ‘Dark Skinned Whitegirl,’ and THE MERGER WITH TABI [BONNEY] WAS BOUND TO PRODUCE A GEM. This is that gem.” — KnowPreservatives.com thinks the new video for their song ‘Hi...
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Michelle Bachmann Gets the Crazy Eyes Treatment
“When a major publication that prides itself on professionalism and journalistic integrity, pulls this stuff, and does so regularly, it is proof that THE MEDIA SOURCE HAS NEITHER PROFESSIONALISM NOR INTEGRITY.” — QuiteNormal.wordpre...
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In Remembrance of Bubba Smith
“I’ll always remember Bubba Smith as the GOOD former ballplayer in a police movie parody, the one who didn’t kill people.” — @FilmDrunk mourns the death of Smith, who played in the NFL for 9 years, and later went on to s...
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Durant Is 'Really, Really, Really Good'
“I DON’T KNOW that the glorified exhibitions at Rucker Park count as ‘meaningful,’ but [Monday] night’s fireworks display of a game assured us of one thing: Kevin Durant is still really, really, really good.” ̵...
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Snakes on a… Dashboard?
“THEY HAVE THREE KIDS IN THAT CAR.You would put your children in danger by stopping on the interstate unnecessarily? It wasn’t an emergency. If they had pulled to the side of the road, it may have caused a distraction and accident.”...
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The Day The Music Television Died
“TODAY, 30 YEARS LATER, MTV (NO LONGER REFERRED TO AS “MUSIC TELEVISION”) IS COMPLETELY UNRECOGNIZABLE as the channel it was when it debuted … but it’s influence on the modern world can still be felt (if, at the very lea...







