People: Alanis' Humps, Rosie Doles Out Thumps

ALANIS' HUMPS ARE BETTER THAN FERGIE'S. Many have covered "My Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas (including this little guy) but it's Alanis Morrissette's version that you'll have on repeat. Seeing her decked out in shorty shorts like a homegirl is one thing, the fact that her cover might be better than the original is brilliant. Weird Al would be proud.
» Check it out: Alanis sings, "You love my lady lumps." [YouTube]

» THERE SHOULD BE A RING-A-ROUND THE ROSIE ... a boxing one, that is. As if her feud with Donald Trump weren't annoying enough, now Rosie O'Donnell is taking on Bill O'Reilly and writing weird poems about it on her blog. Yawn. [People; TMZ; Rosie.com]

» OH SNAP! Singer Avril Lavigne has no right to critique Britney, says The Superficial: "It's pretty easy to deal with fame when the only time you encounter it is little kids asking you if you're Minnie Mouse." [The Superficial]

» THE REAL MCSTEAMY isn't Doctor Mark Sloan, it's Al Roker. [The Slug]