Floral Snore: Fragrance for Rich People

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN those people in the J. Crew catalogs, with their floppy hats and their madras belts and their perfect bodies that apparently lack sweat glands, and think, "I want to smell like that?" Well, those people are probably wearing Ralph Lauren Romance Eau Fraiche ($72, Ralphlauren.com), which smells like rich people.

It's vaguely floral and not too committed to anything. But, remember, those people in the J. Crew catalogs aren't happy because THEY AREN'T REAL. If they were real, they would probably be incredibly depressed about how boring their perfume is. This scent is pretty but dull.