People: A Modern-Day Brady Bunch

AHHH!
JOLIE-PITT WORLD TAKEOVER A REALITY
Angelina Jolie is indeed expecting twins, and it was Jack Black who let the news slip with a "Brady Bunch" crack. Long rumored to have two children by Brad Pitt on the way, Jolie confirmed the news during a side-by-side "Today" show interview with Black, her "Kung Fu Panda" co-star. The twins will be the fifth and sixth children for Jolie and Pitt. She didn't volunteer the information until Black dropped the hint, joking that the couple will "have as many as [the] 'Brady Bunch' when you have these."

SUURE
WE'RE ON TO THIS 'MUSIC' EXCUSE, AMY
Amy Winehouse will not face charges over video footage that allegedly shows her taking drugs, her spokesman said Wednesday. Police questioned the Grammy-winning soul diva for nine hours last week over a January video that appears to show her smoking a pipe usually used for crack cocaine during a party at her north London home. Spokesman Chris Goodman said police had finished their investigation and confirmed no charges would be brought against the 24-year-old singer. "Amy is pleased to be able to move on and concentrate on music," he said in a statement.

POOR GUY
SEPTEMBER IS ALREADY 'KICK AL WHILE HE'S DOWN MONTH'
Al Reynolds, the soon-to-be ex-husband of Star Jones Reynolds, posted a 485-word rant on MySpace and Facebook on Tuesday. "If you think you are having a tough day, I propose you walk in my shoes for a few hours," reads the opening line. "In my mind, it feels like 'Dump on Al Month.'"

OVERLINE
HEADLINE
Former Beatle Paul McCartney has long been an outspoken advocate of environmental causes and animal rights. He is a vegetarian who won't even wear leather shoes. But now he's being criticized for having a hybrid Japanese car (a Lexus) flown to him in Britain rather than having it sent by ship.

» Pictured right: "Should I have driven it to England?"

ACTIVISM
QUAID TELLS CONGRESS ABOUT TWINS' BRUSH WITH DEATH
Dennis Quaid told Congress on Wednesday of a harrowing, near-fatal drug mix-up in which his newborn twins were administered 1,000 times the normal dose of a blood thinner. The 54-year-old actor said his family's brush with tragedy underscores the need to hold pharmaceutical companies accountable through lawsuits. About 7,000 Americans die every year from medication errors.

REPEAT
'OOPS! LOOKS LIKE I DID IT AGAIN, Y'ALL. ON CAMERA'
Another Britney Spears fender-bender, another instant online video. Paparazzi had their cameras rolling when the pop star's white Mercedes-Benz coupe rear-ended a red Ford Explorer Tuesday in Beverly Hills. The video, posted on TMZ.com, shows Spears in the driver's seat. Spears covers her mouth with her hand after she realizes she has hit the car in front of her.

With contributions from The Associated Press
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