People: Something Makes Sense For A Change

DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE
THEME: DELUSION
Ashlee Simpson, 23, and Pete Wentz, 28, tied the knot Saturday night at her parents' Los Angeles-area home with an "Alice in Wonderland" theme. Joe Simpson, her father, performed the nondenominational ceremony, and her sister, Jessica, was the maid of honor. Sources say the couple is expecting a child, which both Simpson and Wentz have long denied.

CRAZY
NO MENTION OF THE TIME HE CHOMPED HUMAN FLESH?
Mike Tyson considers it a miracle that he lived to tell his tale. And he's telling it in a new documentary at the Cannes Film Festival. "I lived a wild and extreme life," he said reporters Saturday. "I used drugs. I slept with guys' wives that wanted to kill me. I'm just happy to be here, you know. It's just a miracle."

YAWN
SIMPSON-WENTZ NUPTIALS MUCH MORE INTERESTING
Loni Anderson was married Saturday to Bob Flick, a founding member of the 1960s folk group the Brothers Four. Quinton Reynolds, who walked the "WKRP in Cincinnati" and "Nurses" star down the aisle, is Anderson's son with Burt Reynolds, whom she divorced in 1993. Flick met Anderson at a movie premiere in her native Minneapolis a few years after his group hit No. 2 on the pop charts with "Greenfields" in 1960.

CHANGE OF HEART
HE WAS STILL THE ONE, BUT NOW, NOT SO MUCH
Shania Twain and husband-producer Robert "Mutt" Lange are splitting after 14 years of marriage. The 42-year-old Canadian country superstar, best known for her hits "Man! I Feel Like a Woman!" and "You're Still the One," and 59-year-old Lange married in 1993 and have a 6-year-old son named Eja. Her publicist provided no further details Thursday about the couple's breakup. Lange produced three of Twain's albums: 1995's "The Woman in Me," 1997's "Come on Over" and 2002's "Up!"

» Pictured right: Shania Twain and "Mutt" Lange are splitting after 14 years of marriage.

YEAH RIGHT
'IT'S ALL A BIG GIANT LIE!'
DMX has pleaded not guilty to felony drug possession and misdemeanor animal cruelty charges. A judge entered the plea for the musician-actor (real name: Earl Simmons) at a brief court hearing Thursday. Simmons was late for court. The 37-year-old rapper was indicted last week on 11 counts, including felony marijuana and paraphernalia possession and seven counts of misdemeanor animal cruelty.

HAPPY FEET
ELLEN DOES MOST OVER-THE-TOP. BOISTEROUS DANCE YET
Ellen DeGeneres, 50, and longtime girlfriend Portia de Rossi, 36, are jumping at the chance to get married. DeGeneres announced their engagement during a taping of "The Ellen DeGeneres Show," telling the studio audience the news that the California Supreme Court had struck down state laws against gay marriage. "So I would like to say now, for the first time: I am getting married," she said during the show, which aired Friday. The studio audience leapt to its feet for a long ovation, and De Rossi was sitting in the audience, beaming and clapping.

With contributions from The Associated Press
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